See you next week....
Armed only with the cellphone number of a polish yacht captain I have yet to meet, I'm off to Barcelona tomorrow, from whence I will take the overnight ferry to Mallorca in hopes of helping offload a Swan 45 from a freighter just in from the Canary Islands. Assuming the captain doesn't take one look at me and recognize my incompetence, I will then help him sail it to Marseille. If I haven't posted anything new in ten days call the coast guard (I'm not sure which one; just try a bunch of them). Watch this space.