I wish my dentist was this conscientious

In the strongest indication yet of the global economic meltdown, this postcard arrived yesterday in my mailbox, the first one that I have ever received addressed to Pascual Hernandez. The medical profession is out trolling for clients, and they are casting their lures very far indeed. Pascual is the guy I bought my house from, almost six years ago, and he had been an absentee landlord for most of the decade before that. After an estimate sixteen years, I hope his teeth are okay.

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